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Our Idiot Vice President
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townhall.com — If Vice President Joe Biden didn’t exist, you couldn’t invent him. You couldn’t invent him because no one would believe such a character possibly could exist. No Hollywood producer ever would believe someone that dumb could rise to that level without an “R” after his name.

But if someone did attempt to pitch a TV show with a character like Joe Biden, here is how it might go:

We’ve got this guy, and he’s an idiot. But he’s also vice president of the United States. Stay with me. He says things that are provably untrue, and he does it constantly. And not just untrue but outrageously so.

For example, he tells a crowd of black voters that his opponent is “going to put y’all back in chains” in the south. Then he mocks the woman doing sign language for the crowd with a bunch of hand gestures. But he’s not done.

See, he’s in Virginia, but like a member of Spinal Tap, he tells the crowd he’s in North Carolina. And he does all of this not over the course of a campaign, but in one speech.

As background on his character, this sort of stupidity is nothing new for him. In fact, he’s sort of legendary for gaffes like this. See, he’s VP for the first black president, and when he was running for president himself he called the future president “clean and articulate.” He could end it by saying something even dumber, such as, “That’s a storybook, man.” Even I admit that sounds a bit crazy, that no real human would say that, so maybe not that last bit. Still…

But anyway, we could make him saying dumb things on race a part of his history too. He could say something about going into a 7-Eleven or Dunkin’ Donuts and needing a “slight Indian accent,” or some other stereotypically stupid thing.

Obviously, we’d have to make it an absurdist farce so it would be believable, but that’s doable.

As such, we could give him a full history of lies and saying dumb things.

One option would be to have a scene, years earlier, where he chews out someone who asks him about how he did in college and law school. His answer could be like someone really worried his attempt to come off as intelligent could come crushing down, so he snaps at the guy.

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Would Biden in the White House scare you?
Yes, he is even worse than Obama. Can you imagine his finger on the nuclear red button?
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No, he's just Joe and one of the finer minds in the donkey party.
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lastbaldeagle
Posted 301 days ago
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Conservatives for Biden -- It seems quite unlikely that Joe Biden will be replaced on the presidential ticket at this point, but just in case the question is still up in the air, some conservatives are making it be known that they stand with Joe. TheDC's Caroline May reports:

"Rehashing some of Vice President Joe Biden’s greatest hits, the conservative American Crossroads PAC released a new Web video urging Biden to 'Run. Joe. Run,' in a joke endorsement Friday. 'In hard times America needs smart, disciplined leadership, a vice president Americans can count on,' the narrator explains, followed by a clip of Biden infamously calling 'jobs' a three-letter word ... After a series of gaffes in recent days, rumors swirled that Obama might drop Biden from the ticket. White House spokesman Jay Carney said on Thursday that the ticket was 'settled,' and that Biden will be the vice presidential candidate."
lightdude
Posted 301 days ago
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@lastbaldeagle Bite me is as much of a joke as dingle barry is. They are both equally stupid and is what the donkey party is all about. FAIL!
lastbaldeagle
Posted 300 days ago
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No LD, the people who elected them are the stupid ones. Can't blame these two for taking advantage of living off the public teat, they're democRAT politicians and it's just their nature.
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